Poker glossary
Mites And Lice
“Mites and Lice” is slang for extremely weak starting hands.
Full explanation
“Mites and Lice” is slang for extremely weak starting hands.
Explanation. Hands like 2‑7 offsuit or 3‑8 off are considered “mites and lice”—worth nothing. It’s colorful beginner-level slang used to mock poor deals. Recognizing this term helps understand derisive hand commentary when players hold bottom-tier cards.